Harry Potter: The Trash Panda’s Wizarding Journey

When a chaotic trailblazer from the Astral Express is kicked into Hogwarts by the Aeon of Elation, the wizarding world’s logic begins to crumble. Our hero views magic wands as new baseball bats and the ancient castle as just another map to be fully explored. While the Boy Who Lived and the Dark Lord are locked in a struggle for the future, he is far more interested in the bizarre missions assigned by a cosmic trickster. From subduing trolls with simple snacks to debating the meaning of existence with castle ghosts, his methods are anything but traditional. The situation reaches a breaking point when the Dark Lord makes the mistake of standing between him and a rare trash can. Armed with a trusty bat, he suggests that splitting trash cans is far more rewarding than splitting souls. As his cross-dimensional family begins to interfere in increasingly ridiculous ways, the question remains whether he will graduate with honors or a degree in pure chaos. — Description from novelcodex.orgFull novel: Harry Potter: The Trash Panda’s Wizarding Journey — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠