Hogwarts: Hollow Knight Professor

ilham20Darkly funny, violently inventive, and unapologetically adult, this is the story of a broken vessel trying (and mostly failing) to teach magic without accidentally starting a cult, getting sent to Azkaban, or turning Hogwarts into the next Hallownest. Soul-sucking, bone-nailing, and zero fucks given. Welcome to class. Try not to die. Eric Thorne clawed his way out of Hallownest—a nightmare realm of gods, chainsaws, and soul-devouring horror—only to land in the “safest place in the wizarding world.” Now he’s a Hogwarts professor teaching soul magic, bone-nail combat, and how to see every living person as an insect. Literally. With a mind warped by trauma and power, Thorne turns every lesson into a high-risk experiment. Students learn to stab each other (safely… mostly), swing mantis claws, and weaponize their own souls. His classes produce groundbreaking research papers… and rumors that he’s planning to assassinate the Minister of Magic or start his own Ministry. The Weasley twins are already selling “Professor Thorne conspiracy” pamphlets for profit. The staff isn’t safe either. Snape gets stabbed for “educational purposes.” Dumbledore plays capitalist games with fake immortality pills. Quirrell is slowly being financially and spiritually drained. And Thorne himself is still trying to figure out why the entire wizarding world looks like a giant bug colony—except for a few “mammals” who make his brain short-circuit. — Description from novelcodex.orgFull novel: Hogwarts: Hollow Knight Professor — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠