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How Absurd! My Boyfriend Is Pregnant with My Baby!

by 李今妙

As graduation from university approached, Jiang Zhi decided to break up with her boyfriend of two years. On the day they broke up, the two of them had a huge argument. Just as they reached an impasse, her boyfriend suddenly lifted his shirt, revealing his eight-pack abs, and gritted his teeth as he enunciated every word: —“I’m pregnant.” —“……” Jiang Zhi burst out laughing. “Whose damn baby is it?” Her boyfriend replied at lightning speed: “Yours.” (He then tossed over a pregnancy test report from a top-tier Class A tertiary hospital.) After a series of twists and turns, Jiang Zhi finally managed to accept the fact that she was going to be a mother. She reached up and squeezed the two soft mounds on her chest. They were soft, warm, and real. Then she glanced at her boyfriend’s tall, refined, handsome… Mm, also real. Using the excuse that she needed some time to calm down, Jiang Zhi silently turned around, went downstairs, and walked into the cold wind. A few moments later, her laughter shook the heavens! This world had finally gone completely insane. And what a wonderful kind of insanity! Overnight, men all over the world had become pregnant and started carrying babies!! — —A Few Scenes When a grandmother who favored boys learned that her grandson was pregnant: “Nonsense! How could my eldest grandson possibly get pregnant?!” A mother in a group chat for expectant mothers, after being urged to have another child: “Oh my, ever since my husband got pregnant, I’ve kept telling him that this baby absolutely has to be a boy. He was so happy that he cried!” A pregnant father surrounded by curious relatives: “Father’s milk is great! It’s highly nutritious! Refusing to breastfeed your baby is just selfish!” — One day, Jiang Zhi’s best friend called her, laughing as she complained, “A-Zhi, do you remember that twenty-year-old boy I dumped a while ago? He came looking for me yesterday and insisted that he was pregnant with my baby! Tell me, isn’t there something wrong with his head?” Jiang Zhi: “…Congratulations. You’re a mother now.” Her best friend: “?” Late one night, a popular post seeking help quietly appeared on the flower-petal forum, which had a massive number of followers: —Urgent! My boyfriend is pregnant! What should I do? Waiting online! Such an utterly absurd and attention-grabbing title quickly attracted hordes of netizens, who proceeded to mock the original poster mercilessly. Netizen 1: “? Do you want to take a look at what you’re even saying?” Netizen 2: “How many dishes did you have to drink yourself into this state?” Six months later, the official government of Xinglan announced a bombshell: Humanity had undergone a global mutation. Overnight, men had grown uteruses and gained the ability to give birth. The entire world was thrown into an uproar! The very same netizens who had previously gone all out to mock the original poster: “……” They were already sitting up in bed in the middle of the night, frantically slapping themselves in the face. smiling.jpg Upon waking up one morning, everyone discovered that the responsibility of continuing the human race had fallen entirely onto men, while women had taken on the responsibility of taking care of their husbands and children~ No 1 Bonus Chapter — Description from novelcodex.org

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