I Am the Goblin Slayer

[Pseudo-D&D world, slow-paced adventure, magic and martial arts] In a quiet, peaceful monster settlement where goblins had lived for generations, they thrived happily, minding their own business and living in harmony. That is, until one day an adventurer arrived, pushing a wooden wheel. He gripped the Dawn Blade in one hand, with magical beast skulls dangling from his belt. Orum smiled and announced to the goblins: “Any goblin taller than this wheel has to die.” The goblins: “Gugu gaga! (Haha, what an idiot. No goblin is taller than a wheel!)” Orum: “If there are no objections, let’s begin.” With that, Orum gave the wheel a gentle push, laying it flat on the ground. The goblins: “%…&¥%¥!!!”… — Description from novelcodex.orgFull novel: I Am the Goblin Slayer — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠