If You’re Not Straight, I’ll Bend You

Damn it, my blind date actually said I turned him gay and that I have to take responsibility for him. Su Yun is a typical office worker, busy every day, yet still pressured by his elders to go on blind dates. To his surprise, however, this blind date was his exact type. Su Yun: Oh my god, isn’t this the face of my dreams? He proactively exchanged contact information and offered to draw a portrait of the other person, and the other person readily agreed. The next day, before he could even recover from the joy of finding his ideal match, a bolt from the blue struck: his blind date turned out to be straight. Su Yun: Ah. Su Yun quickly retreated to minimize his losses. He certainly did not have a penchant for turning straight men gay. Not long after, Su Yun discovered that his straight blind date not only lived upstairs, but was also his brand-new boss. Su Yun: What a twisted fate! What puzzled him even more was that this straight blind date always seemed to find excuses to get his attention. Si Yan: “I made your favorite sweet and sour pork ribs, but I made too much and cannot finish it by myself. Do you want to come up and try some?” Si Yan: “It is raining today, and I did not bring an umbrella. Can I walk home with you?” Si Yan: “Where do you want to go for the team building trip? Oh, it is nothing, I just want to get some feedback from outstanding employees.” Si Yan: “If needed, I can be your model.” Su Yun: Oh. This blind date did not seem straight at all. Finally, unable to contain himself any longer, Su Yun blurted out, “You seem a bit off.” Si Yan replied, “Yeah, you are the one who made it happen, so you had better take responsibility.” — Description from novelcodex.orgFull novel: If You’re Not Straight, I’ll Bend You — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠