MTL - Good Luck in the Year of the Pig

<p>In short: an old lover gave me a little piglet.</p> <p>Qin Zhuopu, a workaholic, has been single for many years. As he reaches middle age, his family is desperate for a child.</p> <p>Until one day…</p> <p>“Mr. Qin, your son is already in primary school!”</p> <p>“???” I have only had one boyfriend!</p> <p>Seven years after the breakup, the old lover returned to the wealthy family with a little fat pig in his arms: “Zaizai is a big eater, I can’t feed him. Zaizai’s primary school homework is too difficult, I can’t do it. I’ll give you guardianship from now on! Will you let me go to your construction site to move bricks? Son, say ‘Mommy’!”</p> <p>Mr. Qin: (No, I couldn’t give birth to such a fat kid!)</p> <p>Later…</p> <p>Onlookers: I heard that Mr. Qin has adopted an illegitimate child born to his old lover by some woman?</p> <p>Mr. Qin: Let me introduce to you, this is my own cub!</p> <p>- Description from <em>Novelupdates</em></p>