My Lord, Spare Their Life!

【Now Hiring】Due to the expansion needs of this Kingdom’s ongoing operations, we are now accepting applications for the following positions —The elderly, the weak, the sickly, the disabled, and the pregnant; Con artists, swindlers, kidnappers, fraudsters, and thieves. Openings for the above positions vary in number. The more, the merrier. Salary negotiable. Competitive benefits package. Our one and only goal: to IPO (Go Public) and become the world’s sole surviving dynasty. Interested parties, please contact Ms. Zhang — the one with only one head left — outside the city walls of XX County, XX Prefecture, XX Kingdom. Contact number: one-three, one-three, one-one-three.—NPC Zhang Yang accidentally awakened to self-consciousness and has been masquerading as a human Player for over a decade. Weathering terrifying inflation, working herself to the bone for years on end, she finally scraped together enough to purchase a plot of wasteland. She took her land deed to the authorities to register it, all smiles —— and promptly got caught in a sudden server crash. When she opened her eyes again —Good news: the land deed was still there. Bad news: the wasteland was swarming with red-named enemies. Even worse news: she was down to just one head, her body parts lying scattered across the ground. Zhang Yang: “……Goddamn it all!”—【Name】: Zhang Yang【Ultimate Mission】: Don’t let the humans find out you’re not one of them~—Raw Title: 主公，刀下留人 Author: 油爆香菇 (Yóubào Xiānggū/Oil-Braised Shiitake Mushrooms) Raw Status: OngoingDisclaimer: I do not own this work. This is an AI-assisted translation provided for reading purposes only. All rights and ownership belong to the original author and copyright holders. No ownership is claimed. — Description from novelcodex.orgFull novel: My Lord, Spare Their Life! — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠