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Comedy
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My Wife Is Actually The Demon Lord
by Unknown
Shi Xuan had fought on the battlefield for years, building a glorious reputation, only for her flawless name to be ruined on the night of a grand victory banquet in the Nine Heavens. Comrades: “Have you heard? Lord Qingming is notoriously playgirl-ish.” Shi Xuan: “I heard. So what?” (Smiles gracefully) It wasn’t until she took a casual stroll through the mortal realm and picked up a little teary eyed crybaby. Shi Xuan never expected to be so tied by fate with this kid; unfortunately, the kid harbored intentions she shouldn’t have. The Girl: “Grand Tutor, give me a kiss and I’ll stop crying.” Shi Xuan: “I kissed you. What now?” The Girl: “I faked it. I want more.” Shi Xuan: “Outrageous!” Shi Xuan wasn’t into this kind of dynamic. After making a clean getaway, she continued roaming the Three Realms, admiring countless beauties. The worse and louder her reputation grew, the more victorious and brilliant her military battles became, what was going on? In a hidden corner of the Demon Realm, Shi Xuan was pinned to the edge of a soft couch by the Demon Lord, who kissed her deeply. Demon Lord: “Grand Tutor, long time no see. After all these years, you’re still as disobedient as ever.” Shi Xuan: “Are you… that kid?” Demon Lord: “Shh, don’t talk. Just feel me.” A century later, Shi Xuan returned to the mortal realm. The first thing she did was visit her old haunts to listen to music and hold beauties in her arms. The second thing she did was fall in love at first sight with a mortal woman. The third thing she did was discard her playgirl habits, turn over a new leaf, prepare the traditional six courtship gifts, and seek her beloved’s hand in marriage. Wrapping an arm around Shi Xuan’s waist with a playful smile, her beloved teased: “Sister, you say you fell in love at first sight? Sorry to break it to you, the Empress you fell for in the mortal world was me, the Demon Lord you fell for in the Demon Realm was me and the pure, innocent lady you bumped into while wandering the mortal realm who made your heart race, was also me.” Shi Xuan: “Oh? Then it turns out I’m actually extremely devoted.” A close friend: “Holy crap, the shamelessness!” On the wedding day of Shi Xuan and her bride, everyone watched in silent bewilderment. How on earth did this person manage to land a wife? Shi Xuan: “No idea. I just went out to play, and a wife came along.” Chu Ling: “Are you talking about my wife? Naturally, it takes acting cute, fake crying, fighting, and snatching her!” Mini Theater Critic: “She’s a pervert who loves beauty.” Chu Ling: “That just proves she has high standards.” Critic: “She’s a playgirl.” Chu Ling: “That just proves she’s popular.” Critic: “???” Chu Ling: (Gazes resolutely) Critic: “She fell in love at first sight with you THREE times.” Chu Ling: “That proves she’s single minded and devoted.” Critic: “She likes watching married couples fight so she can comfort the wife and steal her away!” Chu Ling: “That shows she’s kind hearted and clever.” Critic: “She loves visiting the Zuifang Brothel!” Chu Ling: “She goes to Zuifang Brothel not out of lust for sensual pleasures, but out of sympathy for the hardship of lower class women! She bonds with them through poetry and music, loyal, righteous, and indifferent to fame! She’s merely expressing her life’s noble aspirations through melody!” Chu Ling: “She is perfect, and I love her so much!” One-Sentence Summary: Repeatedly losing her memory, repeatedly falling in love with her. Message: I want to fly freely toward distant horizons. — Description from novelcodex.org
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