Naruto: Is it reasonable to beat up an Otsutsuki with Hamon, right?

My name is Uzumaki Genshin, 15 years old this year. I live in the villa district in the northern part of the Hokage Building, and yeah — I’m a bigamist. I work at the Konoha Education Department, and every day I have to beat up bullies until 8 PM before I can head home. My cheat power is Hamon (Ripple), but damn can I fight — I even beat up Pain, and he admitted I was the real deal. Every night I have to keep several wives company until 3 AM. Before bed, I always down a glass of iced Coke, then do 20 minutes of stiff-body calisthenics. Once I’m in bed, I stubbornly refuse to sleep, saving up all the exhaustion and stress to slack off and nap at work the next day instead. Even Tsunade keeps asking how I’m still not dead. …No one knows just how absurd the upper limit of Hamon becomes once humanity pushes it in pursuit of transcendence. Beating up Pain, going toe-to-toe with Susanoo, and just waiting for those alien hicks to show up in the shinobi world… Uzumaki Genshin’s philosophy is simple — beat everyone up, no exceptions! — Description from novelcodex.orgFull novel: Naruto: Is it reasonable to beat up an Otsutsuki with Hamon, right? — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠