Naruto: My First Survival Plan Was Dating Itachi

Transmigrated into a cannon fodder member of the Uchiha clan, with only three days left until the night of their massacre, how can I escape this certain death?! In a moment of crisis, Yuya unexpectedly becomes connected to a “god-level advice system” and urgently posts for help. Hilarious netizens have come up with some incredibly sarcastic and outrageous tricks:”Take the risk and win! Go! Confess your love to Itachi Uchiha in front of everyone! As long as he’s distracted, your chance will come!” To survive, Yuya abandoned all morals and stood at the Namaka River Shrine, screaming in anguish:”Itachi-senpai! I like you! Please seriously consider going out with me!” The entire hall was deathly silent. The spy in the shadows broke a pen, leaving the passing tribespeople utterly astonished. Even the flawless and seemingly invincible Uchiha Itachi had his CPU burn out on the spot! I initially thought this was just a farcical attempt to survive, but later—He relied on outrageous suggestions from netizens to obtain the Sage Body, extract Wood Release, and smash Danzo! He even held a large banquet in front of the Hokage Building and forced the Third Hokage to read the wedding vows for his and Itachi’s wedding! Looking at Itachi, who was both ashamed and angry at being forcibly bound by her, Yuya laughed wildly:”As long as I don’t feel embarrassed, it’s someone else who will be wiped out!” The system notification sounded at that moment:[The Ninja World Viewing Space is now open, and we are about to broadcast the host’s madness live.] Yuya panicked:Wait a minute! Could you please not play my old, embarrassing social history in front of my wife and the whole village?! — Description from novelcodex.orgFull novel: Naruto: My First Survival Plan Was Dating Itachi — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠