Players, Please Board the Train

“Welcome, players, to the Dimension Rift Game Express. This train will depart from the E-Level Station and head toward the D-Level Station. Please ensure your personal safety as you board in an orderly manner, and follow the riding rules.”“The riding rules are as follows:”“1. Do not bring non-game items onto the train. (Underwear is an exception.)”“2. Spending is mandatory. (All train staff are unpaid volunteers.)”“3. Do not turn on the lights after lights-out. (Unless you’re exceptionally skilled and fearless.)”“In addition, the train encourages ambushes, brawls, hunting, and other forms of recreation—players are free to choose as they please.”“Have a pleasant journey.” — Description from novelcodex.org