Resident Evil: Leon? Call Me Swoleon

“Disaster has struck the Resident Evil scene! Raccoon City’s Bristleback juiced to bulk up, only for his muscles to waste away and leave him on death’s door. He’s barely hanging on with red and blue herbs, while Auntie Wong signed the insurance papers and bailed overnight, already eyeing the transfer market!” “How fast can Kill-Loot-Burn Leon pack on muscle? One month on gear beats five years of Chris training natty! Cocktail a few dozen viral doses into the same cycle, pin two Plaga shots straight into the pecs, let the T-Virus chew through the glands, then crank testosterone up a thousandfold for cheat-code gains! Stack Uroboros with the G-Virus until the veins in your forearms burst, ascend straight to Planet Virus, then set your sights on Resident Evil Requiem and take the fan-favorite crown!”【Leon’s Raccoon City Contest-Prep Journal】Year One in Raccoon City: Bros, I’m definitely natty! I’m just naturally strong. Year Two: Bros… anyone got some extra-strength concentrated T-Virus? Give me one shot—I need to break through this plateau. Year Three — Daily Stack: Progenitor Virus as the base; T-Virus and G-Virus fifty-fifty; max out Uroboros and C-Virus… then finish with two Little Sunflower liver-support tablets. If you can’t take the pain of the viruses, you’ll have to take the pain of the zombies. Ease into the cardio; go hard on the weights…. What if Leon S. Kennedy really possessed the absurd physical abilities players have been joking about for years? What if this rookie fresh out of the police academy hadn’t shown up late after getting blackout drunk over a breakup, but instead arrived in Raccoon City two months early—and ran headfirst into the very beginning of it all on July 23? Starting with the Ecliptic Express Incident, can a musclebound butterfly named “Swoleon” change the course of the tragedy that was meant to unfold? (Multiple heroines. The timeline begins with Resident Evil 0 and runs through Resident Evil Requiem, including the official novels and all spin-offs.) — Description from novelcodex.orgFull novel: Resident Evil: Leon? Call Me Swoleon — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠