Star Wars: Way of the Force

“@#*@$&#@ @**@#” I was remembering all those Jedi, and Yoda in particular with his quote about ‘the dark side being quicker, easier, more seductive.’ Let him say that to my face and I’ll kill the little green bastard on the spot! Though, killing him probably won’t be possible. After all, I still have to survive long enough to reach those times, and that’s extremely problematic. And no, it’s not because something is literally trying to DEVOUR ME right now. It’s not because my dear mentor and teacher is trying to get me killed. And it’s not even because my girlfriend is a maniac the likes of which you rarely see. No. The real problem is that Yoda won’t even be born for another twenty-five thousand years. Welcome to Tython, motherfucker! We’re in the era before the birth of the Republic and the wanderings of the first Je’daii.***This is an authorised translation. Original author: MrDog, Evgeny Des — Description from novelcodex.orgFull novel: Star Wars: Way of the Force — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠