Stupid Rock Lady. (Steven Universe Pearl Self Insert)

A man awakens to find he has become an alien being known as a Gem. More specifically, he, now she, is a Pearl, a member of the Gem Empire's dedicated slave caste. This, for a vast variety of different reasons, is a problem. One that this particular Pearl is rather intent on solving. (SRL as a story is set in the world of Steven Universe, though with large gaps that the show never elaborated upon filled in with original content.) — Description from novelcodex.org