Taming The Hairless Villain

IMPORTANT WARNING: I’m putting this here before the synopsis, so if anyone complains that this novel is “too slow” because I go into details, episode by episode, that’s on you for not reading the disclaimers. While I welcome constructive criticism to improve my work, I do not tolerate hate or entitlement. Here, we only spread dark humor and delightfully deranged ideas. If your humor tolerance or attention span is low, fragile, or on life support—please skip this book. Seriously, for your own peace. This story is packed with jokes, chaos, unapologetic fun, and nonsense. It will absolutely annoy you if you don’t vibe with that. Read at your own risk. Side effects may include laughter, nostalgia, headaches, irritability, and an extreme level of patience. Thank you mwa!••••Lucinda Delos Santos spent her childhood obsessed with Smallville: rooting for Clark, swooning over Lana, and secretly sympathizing with a brooding Lex Luthor…until the DVDs ran out and her favorite story ended… prematurely. Years later, during a torrential rainstorm and a questionable internet binge, a bolt of lightning gives her more than a wet hair day—but there’s no way things were going to end like that—how else would I get to write and utterly, gloriously wreck the DC universe? Suddenly, Lucinda’s fangirl fantasies collide with reality. She has no idea how she got there, can barely stop gawking at Lex’s smirk, and is definitely not asking the right questions. Now she faces a cosmic dilemma: Will she step into the spotlight as Clark Kent’s new leading lady, or attempt the impossible—taming Lex Luthor before he ruins Clark and Lana’s perfect love story? Either way, Lucinda’s life just became the ultimate crossover episode… with herself as the star.•••Again, please read the IMPORTANT WARNING carefully, because I swear next time, I’m either gonna cry, go full healock on haters, or both. I have plans for this fanfic. If you want it to follow your plot, you can write it yourself. Thanks again mwa! — Description from novelcodex.orgFull novel: Taming The Hairless Villain — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠