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The Cold-Faced Cutie Also Wants to Murder Her Husband Today
by Unknown
Everyone says that Shi Wuxie, the Vice Minister of the Dali Temple, is a lunatic. In order to study a method of bringing the dead back to life, he filled his office with bones and corpses, and every night, wronged spirits would come seeking his life. However, an imperial edict granting him a marriage unexpectedly turned him into the husband chosen to bring good fortune to the dying young master of the Marquis of Anping’s residence. Shi Wuxie: Bring good fortune? Me? On the night of their wedding, his marriage partner died in the bridal chamber. Shi Wuxie immediately became a murder suspect. Shi Wuxie: I feel like someone is setting me up. To prove his innocence, he decided to examine the corpse himself. However, just as the tip of his dissection knife touched the top of Chu Yunxi’s skull, the supposedly dead man suddenly opened his eyes. Shi Wuxie: A corpse coming back to life? I’m used to it. He spoke expressionlessly, Lie still. Let me finish examining your corpse before I clear your name. Chu Yunxi, who had just transmigrated: I don’t think I’m dead yet. Can we try to save me first? It was the first time Shi Wuxie had witnessed someone coming back to life. His eyes immediately lit up. How fascinating. Let me dissect you and take a look! Thus, that very night, the constables of the Dali Temple saw their own superior chasing a resurrected ghost around the entire courtyard with a dissection knife in hand. As expected of the Living King of Hell! From then on, every day, Shi Wuxie would stand beside the bed with his dissection knife, eager to give it a try. Why can you come back to life? Can I take a look at your brain? Chu Yunxi calmly got out of bed and calmly pushed Shi Wuxie’s knife away. Not today. Your husband isn’t dead yet. Until one day, Chu Yunxi was truly on the verge of death. Baby, your husband is going to die. You can cut open my brain now. He collapsed, but a moment later, he raised his head again. Wait until your husband is completely dead before you cut it open, okay? He collapsed again, but a moment later, he raised his head once more, still worried. Make absolutely sure you wait until your husband is completely dead before you cut it open, okay? Chu Yunxi never opened his eyes again. Yet Shi Wuxie no longer wanted to cut him open. The neighbors all said that the Vice Minister had become even crazier than before. Every day, he would hold his wife’s bones in his arms and sleep with them, for three whole years. He was practically the King of Hell incarnate! Three years later It was said that the emperor who had driven Shi Wuxie’s wife to his death had died. After the new emperor ascended the throne, the first place he visited was the Dali Temple. Dressed in a black imperial robe and radiating an imposing, noble aura, the emperor stepped down from his palanquin. Suddenly, the murderous solemnity disappeared from his face, replaced by a warm smile. He looked at the stunned Shi Wuxie and said: Baby, did you miss your husband? Mini-Theater The neighbors of the Dali Temple finally discovered that the resurrected ghost who had caused such a commotion at the Dali Temple that night was actually another lunatic, Shi Wuxie solved a case and dug up a pile of rotten flesh. Chu Yunxi: So handsome. I want to fuck him. Shi Wuxie covered his face and ate beside a corpse. Chu Yunxi: So cute. I want to fuck him. Shi Wuxie put a human skeleton on the bed to study it. Chu Yunxi: Amazing. I want to, Baby, you already have a husband. You can’t put someone else on our bed. One-Sentence: Can I take a look at your brain??? Theme: I love my spouse more than anything. — Description from novelcodex.org
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