The Demon King is Unfathomable

Luo Yan: “Foolish! Do you know nothing of strategic house-swapping? By purchasing their city, humans are forced to relocate to my underground city.” Succubus Reporter: “But… but I heard that when the humans found out even the Demon King bought property in the Holy City, instead of panicking, it doubled the real estate prices there.” Luo Yan, smugly: “This proves my plan is flawless!” Meanwhile, in the dungeon, mining skeletons (players) were shouting. “Developers, come out and face us!” “Where’s the promised legendary pets, gear, leveling, achievements, marketplace, junior sisters, senior sisters… the whole system?!” “Is this game really just about mining?!”