The Dungeon Girls Want Me Badly

“Hey, buddy, how’d today’s dungeon run go?” “Great, of course. I tamed a squishy slime girl today.” “For real, buddy? Oh, wait! A monster girl? I think you need to go see a therapist. That damn Darkest Dungeon has definitely driven you insane!” “No, no, no, I’m not crazy. They’re real.” “………That’s gotta be illusion magic, buddy. You’ve totally lost it………” “Lamia girls, vampire girls, tentacle girls, fungal-mat monster girls……” “Stop! Whatever, buddy, as long as you’re happy. Oh, right, I’ve got a dungeon contract here from a noble client. It’s a bit dangerous, and there’s a wide variety of monsters. Not sure if you’d……” “Nod for yes, shake for no — I see a dungeon, I go-go-go!” — Description from novelcodex.orgFull novel: The Dungeon Girls Want Me Badly — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠