The Heavenly Dao Has An HR Department

This story is about [Name Redacted], an ordinary office worker who gets transported into a generic, badly translated Xianxia world where arrogant Young Masters exist solely to court death, righteous sects are anything but righteous, and the laws of cultivation collapse the moment you ask a follow-up question. The heck you mean "Name Redacted"? I HAVE A NAME. It's Caelan MacGregor. You literally deleted it three seconds ago because apparently I'm "more mysterious" this way. I'm standing behind your chair, you talentless gremlin. The Author expected Caelan to cultivate, collect jade beauties, slap faces, ascend to immortality, and eventually challenge the Heavens. Yeah... no. Instead of an overpowered cheat, he gets Patch Notes v0.3 Alpha—an unfinished developer build that drains his lifespan every time it detects a plot hole, mistranslation, or logical inconsistency. Unfortunately for everyone involved... This world has a lot of those. People meditate by standing on one leg for nine hours because that's somehow "defying the heavens." Every conversation sounds like machine-translated nonsense. "You can't see Mt. Tai." Brother... We're sitting inside a tavern. So if Caelan isn't going to become the strongest cultivator... What is he going to do? I'm unionizing the cannon fodder. I'm filing workplace harassment complaints against Immortal Patriarchs. I'm auditing Heavenly Tribulations for safety violations. I'm demanding overtime pay for outer disciples. And if the Heavenly Dao really runs this disaster... ...it's getting reported to HR. The Author wanted a cultivation protagonist. He accidentally created Heaven's first HR auditor. The paperwork begins now. — Description from novelcodex.org