The Lucky Little Koi Baby: The Whole Internet Can Read Her Mind During Her Metaphysics Livestreams
by 福運小錦鯉
Clutching a baby bottle, she starts a metaphysics livestream! A mother desperately hoping for her daughter to come home: “Little fairy, there’s something haunting my house! A ghost has been pestering my daughter, and every night she stands at the foot of my bed saying she’s cold!” Little Lili says aloud: “Auntie, don’t be nervous. Your daughter was haunted by a ghost on her way home from work. Just burn some joss paper and have her body recovered from the water, and everything will be fine!” Little Lili thinks: 【Haunted by a ghost? Is it possible that your daughter is actually the ghost? Her body is submerged at the bottom of the lake. It’s too cold down there, so she wants to find you and ask for your help!】 A mother who has been searching for her son for twenty-five years: “Lili, my son has been missing for twenty-five years. Can you figure out where he is?” Little Lili says aloud: “Auntie, he’s far away at the ends of the earth, yet close enough to be right before your eyes!” “No, you can’t. Your child is fine!” Little Lili thinks: 【Auntie, how am I supposed to tell you that your son-in-law is actually your son?! And your daughter has even had his child!】 A wife who suspects her husband is cheating: “Little fairy, my husband has changed. He doesn’t even remember what I like anymore, and he goes out on dates every day!” Little Lili says aloud: “Auntie, Uncle isn’t cheating on you with some vixen!” Little Lili thinks: 【Uncle really doesn’t like female vixens. He’s taking care of a male patient! After all, the two of them have an unusual relationship!】 … Gradually, netizens across the country discover that the richest man has a young daughter who has been living outside the family all this time. Not only is she ridiculously adorable, exceptionally good at catching ghosts, and capable of making cute emoticons appear above her head! Every day, Little Lili racks her brains to conceal the “truth” so that her viewers won’t be crushed by the cruel reality. What she doesn’t know is that she has one tiny bug in her system: whenever she gives a fortune-telling reading on livestream and says something against her true thoughts, her innermost thoughts appear above her head for everyone to see. One divination every day, and every reading is different! As she keeps telling fortunes, the lucky little koi baby eventually becomes a specially protected national asset! Every day, she can both tell fortunes and enjoy the latest gossip, catch ghosts and save people with both hands, life couldn’t be more satisfying! — Description from novelcodex.org
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