The Princess Was Eating Melon Seeds, While the Ascetic Regent Blushed as He Listened

Synopsis Su Tang had transmigrated into a book, becoming a cannon fodder princess consort destined to die before the third episode. Fortunately, she was bound to a “Gossip System.” Her greatest daily pleasure became cracking sunflower seeds, watching the drama unfold, and internally snarking about these ancient people. Little did she know, Lu Ci—the icy, abstinent Regent Prince who held supreme power over the court—could actually hear her inner thoughts! — [Gossip Theater 1] In the imperial court, the Minister of Revenue sobbed poor: “The imperial treasury is empty! Your Highness, my family can barely keep the stove burning at home!” On the surface, Su Tang sat with dignified elegance, but inside, she was laughing hysterically: *【Hahaha! Why pretend to be so incorruptible? There are three million taels of gold buried right beneath his bed! Just last night, he took his eighteenth concubine—who happens to be his own son’s ex-girlfriend!】* *CRACK!* The teacup in the Regent Prince’s hand shattered, scaring the entire court of officials into dropping to their knees in terror. Lu Ci let out a cold sneer: “Guards, go dig up the gold at the Minister’s manor.” — Lu Ci’s expression grew as dark as the bottom of a wok, and with a single kick, he sent his younger female cousin flying thirty feet away. Everyone stared in horror: Why did His Highness suddenly burst into a rage? Su Tang blinked in utter confusion: *I didn’t even say anything! Man, this Prince has a terrible temper. I’d better stay far away from him!* …… Later on, the entire court of civil and military officials trembled in fear, begging the Princess Consort not to enter the palace. Only the Regent Prince trapped her in a corner, the tips of his ears flushed a faint red, his voice low and husky: “My beloved wife, I heard that just now, you were calling me… impotent in your head?” Su Tang cowered in the corner of the bed, trembling violently: *【System, save me! Something is wrong with this gossip! Who on earth said the Regent Prince was frigid?!】* — Description from novelcodex.orgFull novel: The Princess Was Eating Melon Seeds, While the Ascetic Regent Blushed as He Listened — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠