The Sword Venerable Is My Restraint Puppet

Synopsis: Su Xiaoyuan, a pure and innocent college girl, somehow finds herself transported into a melodramatic substitute-romance novel, where she becomes a disposable minor character from the Hehuan Sect. Her crime? Drugging the Sword Venerable—the female protagonist’s dearly departed white-moonlight love. Her punishment? Getting cleaved in two by his sword. And Su Xiaoyuan’s mission after entering the novel is to cultivate with this very same white-moonlight immortal by absorbing his essence. Su Xiaoyuan: Do you think I didn’t get into Qingbei because I didn’t want to?! Getting into Immortal Venerable Lingyue is way harder than getting into Qingbei! In order to practice those skills that absolutely cannot be spoken of, she buys herself a dual-cultivation puppet. The puppet has broad shoulders, a narrow waist, long legs, and an absolutely devastatingly handsome, perpetually cold face. He can catch cats and chop people by martial means; by literary means, he can simmer soup and embroider menstrual belts. His one and only drawback is that he’s wearing a 100,000-volt chastity belt. Su Xiaoyuan happily plays with her puppet for three whole months before finally infiltrating the Sword Venerable’s sect and becoming a low-ranking outer disciple. During the first month, she lies low, carefully keeping her head down. During the second month, she lies low, quietly keeping her head down. But for some reason, wherever she goes, she keeps running into the supposedly “reclusive” Immortal Venerable Lingyue. Fortunately, she’s clever enough to dodge him every time. Then, in the third month, a cannon-fodder villain finally loses patience and secretly gives the Immortal Venerable a Hehuan aphrodisiac, framing her for it. Su Xiaoyuan is brought before the Immortal Venerable to await judgment. She closes her eyes and waits to be cut in half. The aloof Sword Venerable lifts the drugged tea and takes a sip. Then he grips her chin and feeds half of it to her. After that, he unties her hair ribbon, covers his own eyes with it, and leans back against the jade couch. “Didn’t you say you wanted to cultivate with me? Come and do it yourself.” Su Xiaoyuan: SAVE ME!! …… Fu Tingyun, Immortal Venerable Lingyue, is a once-in-a-millennium genius of the sword path. Naturally cold-hearted and cold-blooded, he has no understanding of mortal desire and harbors no wicked thoughts. But he possesses a secret unknown to anyone else— Sealed within his dantian is the abyss of desire belonging to the Three Realms. He was certain nothing could possibly go wrong. From the age of three and a half, when he first entered the Dao, to the age of twenty, when he stood just one step away from ascension, nothing had ever gone wrong. Until one day, while leaving his body to recover from an injury, he awoke to discover that he was trapped inside an old puppet. A pair of delicate hands were tugging at the sash around his waist. The girl leaned closer and peered inside. “Sorry, I mean… I might need to take a little look at your… that…” At first, Fu Tingyun wanted to kill her. Later, all he wanted was to drag her down into the depths of that abyss of desire. — Description from novelcodex.orgFull novel: The Sword Venerable Is My Restraint Puppet — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠