The System Thinks I'm 65
by fenhua2026
On his first day as an intern, Zhou Yinian opened his employee profile. [Ding! The Years of Ease Retirement Living Services System has created your file] [Age: 65] [Status: Officially retired as of today] "Um, you've made a mistake. I'm only twenty-two." [Elder Zhou, you're so young at heart!] So while his coworkers pull all-nighters, he leaves at 5:30 on the dot. They refill their coffee. He refills his goji berry tea. They work weekends. He does tai chi in the park and plays chess with the old men. The catch: every reward the System hands out is real. One round of tai chi, and he's steady as a rock. Leave work on time once, and he can see exactly where an old person gets stuck on a phone app. His supervisor doesn't buy it. "People who leave on time don't last a month on my team." Later, she reads his report front to back, can't find a single mistake, and asks only one thing: "Who helped you write this?" The other interns start a phone memo called The Sayings of Bro Zhou. The whole division has decided he must have connections. Big ones. Zhou: I'm just enjoying my retirement. What he doesn't know: Old Gu, the old man who beats him at chess every day and helps himself to Zhou's goji tea, is the Group's founder. He retired the same morning Zhou started. — Description from novelcodex.org
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