The Villainess Is Surviving Today by Being Ridiculously Silly

Ji Qiuge had always been completely unaware that she was the villainess – until the male lead launched eighteen atomic bombs just to celebrate the female lead’s birthday, blowing up the entire world—including her—into fireworks. That was when she finally understood everything! When she opened her eyes again, there was good news: she had obtained a reincarnation system and its cheat-like abilities. As long as she followed the system’s assigned tasks and put on the required performances, she could obtain skill cards capable of rewriting the original story’s plot. The bad news? She would have to suffer extreme social embarrassment. But between dying of embarrassment and being blown up by an atomic bomb, which would she choose? She chose the former. That very night, at a banquet attended by a full two hundred people, Ji Qiugē shouted at the top of her lungs: “Huo Daxiong, let me Dume you! Shining Dance Technique, Dume Celestial Maiden, transform!” She spun, jumped, and twirled around. Everyone: *Stunned.jpg* Then, everyone watched as the male lead stepped onto the scene wearing dazzling, brightly colored leather shoes, completely shocking the entire room. When the male and female leads finally met, the domineering CEO merely curled his lips into a smile and softly called out to the female lead: “Mom.” Everyone: “!!!” Ji Qiuge: *Exhausted smile.jpg* You people have absolutely no idea what I had to sacrifice for world peace. 【This book is not targeting or satirizing any particular work, character, or anything else. The views expressed by the characters are solely their attempts to resist fate and be themselves.】 — Description from novelcodex.orgFull novel: The Villainess Is Surviving Today by Being Ridiculously Silly — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠