The Yandere Saintess is My Forbidden Cultivation Cheat

Yan Shuo died a legendary warrior and woke up a century later as the weakest trash disciple of a major sect. Before he can even begin the grueling, miserable grind to reclaim his former glory, the sect's untouchable, cold-blooded Saintess, Tantai Zhi, corners him. She drags him straight to the sacred Marriage Stone and forces a soul-binding contract. Her public vow? He is my husband. Her whispered promise? Your life belongs to me. Anyone who touches you dies. The entire cultivation world is furious. Why would the most powerful, flawless woman alive become dangerously obsessed with a notoriously useless outer disciple? Yan Shuo doesn't know, and honestly? He doesn't care. As a pragmatic veteran, he recognizes a flawless cheat code when he sees one. While arrogant young masters and jealous elders line up to assassinate him, Tantai Zhi is busy annihilating rival sects just to funnel their treasures into his hands during their intense, closed-door night sessions. Let the geniuses scheme. Let the heavens rage. Yan Shuo is perfectly happy to sit back, sip his premium spirit tea, and let his overpowered, yandere wife handle the face-slapping.