TV Sitcom Family: Daniel Harper Pritchett

Daniel Harper Pritchett was writing: "In the Bible, there were the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. But my grandparents created something far worse: Evelyn Harper, DeDe Pritchett, Beverly Hofstadter, and Judy Geller. The four sisters. And somehow, my father, Jay Pritchett, managed to have relationships with two of them - DeDe and Evelyn. So yeah… At least I have four half-siblings: Claire, Mitchell, Alan, and Charlie." He stopped and screamed in a high-pitched voice, "and we are aweeesome!" But he corrected himself, saying this time with a normal voice, "or, at least, most of us are!" MC family: Parents - Jay Pritchett and Evelyn Harper Aunt Beverly Hofstadter - Leonard (cousin), TBBT Aunt Judy Geller - Ross and Monica (cousins), Friends Half-siblings - Claire and Mitchell (Modern Family), Alan and Charlie (Two and Half men). Shows: Modern Family Two and Half Men Friends The Big Bang Theory — Description from novelcodex.org