Venerate Ego

Don't be fooled by the title. I don't even have an iota of ego. Matter of fact, I'm the most humble man you'll ever meet! Some say I’m also the smartest man you’ll ever meet. I wouldn’t say that myself, of course. That would be arrogant. I merely acknowledge the objective truth. My name is Ziyang, and I'm here to tell you a story. Just like any other man with an ego the size of a sect elder's forehead, I too had a certain appetite for greatness. You see, it had been my humble ambition to take down my world's biggest villain, who, might I tell you, would worship his own balls if given the chance. Atleast, that's what my original hope was anyway, because apparently the universe has a way of telling you to sit the fuck down when you try jumping too high. Boy, can I not wait to tell you about the clusterfuck I put myself into. So tighten your bootstraps, clutch your snacks, and maybe sign a waiver. What follows is an outrageously adventurous, mildly disastrous, and aggressively entertaining journey.