Warhammer 40k: An Ork’s WAAAGH! Adventures

This is the tale of the ordinary adventures of a happy Greenskin, fighting his way across the universe of Warhammer 40,000. “I fink dem Humie teknology iz way behind. Take dere machines, fer instance, dey’re all too puny. Dey kan’t even compare ta a proppa Gorkanaut or a Stompa. “I fink dem Humies’ way of pickin’ a Boss iz way too backward an’ complicated. It’ze be much betta if dey just had a proppa skrap ta see who’z best. “I also fink dem Humies live roight miserable livez. Dey gotta work, dey gotta do ‘shifts,’ an’ dey’re always bickerin’ wiv each uvver. It ain’t like uz, all we gotta do iz WAAAGH!” — Description from novelcodex.orgFull novel: Warhammer 40k: An Ork’s WAAAGH! Adventures — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠