My System Only Traps Its Host

After losing my job, I bound a system that claimed it could lead me to the peak of life. I believed it, and then it faked a meteorite strike that sent me to the ICU. After being discharged, I realized: as long as I lie flat enough, the system can't trap me! System: "Host, there's a bully ahead, go show off and slap his face!" I called the police instead: "Hello, officer? Someone's starting a brawl!" System: "...Host, please cooperate, the mission reward is an S-rank divine skill!" Me: "Divine skill? Sleeping is better. Unless you call me daddy." The system actually did.