Recruiting Mythical Beasts Through Civil Service Exam

While others take the civil service exam to join the tax bureau, I end up at the National Institute for the Protection of Rare Animals and Plants. It's only on my first day that I realize we're not protecting pandas, but creatures from the Classic of Mountains and Seas. In the morning, I steep goji berries for Bai Ze; at noon, I bring bubble tea for the nine-tailed fox; in the afternoon, I write a 3,000-word report on a missing mythical beast. My boss says, 'Comrade, work hard, and you'll get a year-end performance bonus.'