The More They Curse, The Stronger We Get

Disciples of the Xuantian Sect meditate for fourteen hours a day, with a mortality rate of sixty percent, earning it the reputation as the ultimate cultivation grindhouse. Meanwhile, on Qingluo Mountain, the Lying Flat Sect has only one rule: no hard work; anyone who tries too hard is expelled. Sect leader Lu Xian binds with the 'Slacker Sect System'—the more disciples curse and the more the outside world slanders, the stronger the sect becomes. So he initiates a series of outrageous moves that shatter the cultivation world: letting a useless disciple cook for three years, who ends up mastering Samadhi True Fire; letting a reborn empress lie on a lounge chair and bask in the sun, passively gathering the world's fortune; forbidding a sword fanatic from touching a sword for ten years, only for him to turn everything into a sword; forcing a violent body cultivator to embroider ten thousand pieces, whose embroidered killing arrays break all techniques; having the richest young master raise pigs, who cultivates a spirit pig legion capable of toppling Nascent Soul cultivators. From a bottom-tier nuisance to a revered sect across realms, from the cultivation world to the demon, monster, and ghost realms, and even to the cyber world, Cthulhu universe, and primordial cycles—Lu Xian proves with slacking that ineffective involution is the greatest disease of the cultivation world, and lying flat is the only cure. 'Our sect doesn't cultivate talents; we only cultivate wastes. When there are enough wastes, geniuses become worthless.' Stress-relieving, hilarious, anti-cliché, with dense satisfaction.