My System Is a Troll

My name is Lin Bei, an ordinary person. In an era of spiritual energy revival and awakened beings everywhere, being ordinary means being the useless trash in an awakened high school, the 'strongest live-in son-in-law' protected by my S-rank genius girlfriend. For three years, I endured. Until one day, a bowl of egg drop soup was poured on my head, and a system exploded in my mind — [Invincible Troll System Activated] [Newbie Mission: Publicly announce that you love eating soft rice.] I did it. The whole place exploded. From then on, I embarked on a path of no return — Enemies hit me? I use verbal sparring to choke them to death. The system tricks me? I tearfully complete cringey missions to exchange for abilities. The whole school mocks me for eating soft rice? I... I admit it, but Su Qingxue's soft rice, you can't have it even if you want to! This is a story about dignity. One person, one mouth, one shameless system — he wants to make everyone who looks down on him understand one truth — I may not win in a fight, but in an argument, I'm invincible.