My Immortal Donkey Only Pulls Millstones and Matchmaking

The Heavenly Emperor strictly forbids randomly tying red threads of fate, but this former matchmaking immortal secretly grumbles: if I can't tie red threads, what's the point of being a donkey! In a rundown mortal temple, a young man named Bai Chun unexpectedly takes in this immortal donkey full of mischievous ideas. While others awaken divine beasts like dragons and phoenixes, he awakens a donkey obsessed with matchmaking. The donkey master teaches the supreme Mind-Grinding Sutra, where taking hits boosts cultivation. They barge into sects, explore forbidden mountains, accidentally stumble upon a senior sister's hot spring, and pose as an expert at fighting arenas; the immortal donkey's itchy hooves always secretly tug at fate's red threads, causing hilarious mix-ups every time. "Bai Chun! I've tied this red thread for you, seize the opportunity!" Bai Chun flees in panic: "Master, please spare me!" One man and one donkey, laughing their way through cultivation, defeating strong enemies, winning over beauties, rising from a menial disciple to the strongest in the mortal world, and ascending together. — Description from novelcodex.orgFull novel: My Immortal Donkey Only Pulls Millstones and Matchmaking — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠