My Host Is a Psychopath

Lin Bei, a hardcore chuunibyou patient, accidentally binds with the 'Villain Role-Playing System Across Realms' and is forced to travel through various popular web novel worlds, playing the role of the stepping stone destined to be slapped in the face by the protagonist. The system thought it had found an easy target to manipulate, but it didn't expect to bind with someone whose brain circuits are completely different from normal people. [Face-Slapping] 'Task: Humiliate the Child of Destiny at the engagement cancellation scene.' Lin Bei instead pulls out a set of 'Five Years of High School, Three Years of College Entrance Exam' and says with great pain: 'You can't even solve this derivative problem, how can you give me happiness?' The protagonist's Dao heart collapses, and the whole scene is dead silent. The system flashes red lights frantically: 'I meant for you to humiliate him mentally, not to launch an IQ dimensionality reduction attack!' 'Task: Send assassins to kill the protagonist.' Lin Bei directly reports the protagonist for flying swords without a license, causing the Cultivation World Traffic Police to detain him for fifteen days. [Suspense] Watching the Children of Destiny being physically sent to the afterlife, thrown into jail, or driven crazy by postgraduate entrance exams, the system collapses and hands in its resignation overnight. Lin Bei pushes up his glasses: 'Where's the next script? I can't wait to show my true villain qualities.' — Description from novelcodex.org