Who Says a Live-in Son-in-Law Is Useless

My name is Lin Dazhuang, I'm twenty-eight years old, and I'm the live-in son-in-law of the Wang family in Qingyun Town. Calling me a "live-in son-in-law" is flattering me—more accurately, I'm the Wang family's "multifunctional human ornament." When it's time to eat, I'm the one serving dishes; when there's an argument, I'm the one getting scolded; when guests come over, I'm the one hiding in the kitchen gnawing on steamed buns. My wife, Wang Cuihua, is the number one beauty of Qingyun Town. Note: of "Qingyun Town," a place with a permanent population of eight hundred whose GDP mainly depends on the mahjong parlor at the entrance of the village. Outside the town, she's an ordinary woman, nothing more. But in Qingyun Town, she's a fairy, a swan, the leading lady in every bachelor's dreams. And I'm the toad. — Description from novelcodex.org