Journey to the West: I Became the Golden-Haired Hound

Sun Wukong wreaked havoc in Heaven and was pinned under Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years. Five hundred years later, the mountain split open, but what emerged was not the stone monkey—it was a monster standing ten feet tall at the shoulder, covered in black-gold scales, with fangs bared! Tang Sanzang rode up, tore off the talisman, and said calmly, "Wukong, you may kill, but don't dirty my cassock." Wait, why is this monk so cold-blooded? A reincarnation of Ksitigarbha? The power of Diting? Zhu Bajie hoisted a door-sized broadsword: "Brother Monkey, that demon's bones are brittle—let me gnaw on them first!" Sha Wujing carried a nine-section meteor hammer: "Don't kill him, leave him breathing—the boss wants him alive." Boss? What kind of scriptures are they fetching? This is clearly a gang fight down the mountain! Along the way, Sun Wukong discovered that the so-called Eighty-One Tribulations were all a bullshit script written by the Heavenly Court and Lingshan. Since it's a script, then smash it! Whoever sets a trap, swallow them whole! Whoever blocks the way, bite them to pieces! Is the Golden Cudgel a shackle? I'll shatter it! Does the Buddha block the way? I'll bite your kneecaps off! In this life, Sun Wukong bows to no Buddha, lowers his head to no one—he only trusts the hardness of his fists! "I don't want a post in the Heavenly Court—I want this Journey to the West rewritten from top to bottom!" — Description from novelcodex.orgFull novel: Journey to the West: I Became the Golden-Haired Hound — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠