HP: The Explosive Academic Overachiever’s Guide to Blowing Up Hogwarts

What happens when the most prestigious magical academy admits a fiercely protective, street-smart orphan with the energy of a rabid beagle? The professors expect a grateful, diligent student ready to marvel at the wonders of magic. Instead, they get an unhinged academic overachiever who believes studying only eight hours a day is a fate worse than death. Armed with ruthless ambition and a terrifyingly short temper, this young witch is about to turn the wizarding world completely upside down. From her very first day, the magical establishment realizes they have made a grave mistake. Why politely accept a house placement when you can physically brawl with the ancient Sorting Hat? As the years pass, her chaotic reign of terror only escalates, from setting the castle’s sewers ablaze to literally biting her textbooks in fits of academic rage. Even the most sinister dark artifacts hidden within the school are not safe from her explosive wrath. When a legendary dark lord’s soul fragment attempts to tempt her with promises of ultimate power and boundless wisdom, it expects a willing servant. Instead, the ancient relic receives a brutal punch to the face and a blasting curse for daring to interrupt her study schedule. Forget surviving dark wizards or ancient prophecies. The real question is whether the magical school can survive this explosive prodigy before she blows the entire castle to pieces! — Description from novelcodex.orgFull novel: HP: The Explosive Academic Overachiever’s Guide to Blowing Up Hogwarts — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠