Imperial Brother, I Just Want to Farm

Li Xi transmigrated. From the apocalypse, he arrived in the Tang Dynasty and became the most famous Little Prince in Chang’an City. The Emperor pampered “him,” and the Crown Prince “loved him.” For a time, they became a model of the Tang Dynasty’s imperial family, a paragon of brotherly affection, a tool for the Emperor to gain public favor, and the protagonist of many songs by poets and scholars. However, becoming a superstar of the Tang Dynasty caused a group of high-ranking officials to lose their illusions about him. This was because they had witnessed the inner voice beneath His Highness’s elegant and refined exterior, which was practically a massive scene of social death: [It’s fine if Shaolang, that mascot, attends court, but why do I have to attend as well? I want to drink milk tea to wake my brain up.] Crown Prince Li Shi: You call me your dear “Dalang” to my face, but in your heart, I’m just a mascot?? [Even Guo Ziyi, a man in his seventies, still has to work. My Tang Dynasty truly treats people like beasts of burden, and beasts of burden like livestock. Shabu-shabu mutton is quite delicious, though.] The pillar of the Tang Dynasty, Guo Ziyi: …This old man is called “hale and hearty”!! [How can stealing a brother’s vegetables be called stealing? This is called testing for poison on behalf of my Imperial Brother.] His Majesty, Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Li Yu: So it was you who ate the cucumbers grown in the Greenhouse, and you even… In a fit of imperial rage, the person who wouldn’t stop complaining was enfeoffed and sent away to the Western Regions. The officials thought to themselves: The court is finally quiet. Then they thought: The Little Prince should have learned his lesson by now. Just when the officials thought the Little Prince would be crying for his parents and begging for mercy, a “ding-dong” sounded in their minds— [Wohoho, yay-yay-yay! Baked Buns, Big Plate Chicken, and Lamb Skewers, here I come!] Female Disguised as Male — Description from novelcodex.orgFull novel: Imperial Brother, I Just Want to Farm — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠